I have to post a copy of an e-mail that I recently received. My reasons for doing this are: 1) It is very funny and 2) It applies to our lives recently.
Disclaimer: I don't know if it's true or not! I personally don't believe everything I read. I don't know who wrote this!"At a recent computer expo (Comdex), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, 'If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1000 miles to the gallon.'
In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating:
If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics:
1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash . . . . Twice a day.
2. Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you would have to buy a new car.
3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue. For some reason, you would simply accept this.
4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.
5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive - but would run on only 5 percent of the roads.
6. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single "This Car Has Performed An Illegal Operation" warning light.
7. The airbag system would ask "Are you sure?" before deploying.
8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turn the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.
9. Every time a new car was introduced, car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.
10. You would have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off.
The morning before our last night of work in CA, I tried to check my e-mail. The computer wouldn't even turn on. Brian woke up early that evening and went to Best Buy before work. Since we were leaving CA soon, they advised him to try to erase the hard drive and reinstall all the programs just to make sure that it wasn't just a virus. He spent the whole next day erasing the hard drive and putting everything back on it. That worked for two whole days before darkness occurred again. He had taken his computer to Florida with him, but I was busy and didn't REALLY need it. When we got to Tucson, we took it to Best Buy. They told us that the hard drive was kaput and that they'd call us in 5 days. During this time, I was reminded why we needed two computers (it helps the marriage if we don't have to share computers). We did o.k. On the 5th day, I called Best Buy to see if the computer had come back and they just forgot to call us. I handed the phone to Brian when they started saying things like "mother board", "cd drive nonfunctioning", and other things that are over my head. I heard Brian saying "O.K., O.K., O.K., so we should come pick out a new computer?" I was sad to say goodbye to my computer, but in exchange I got a new one with the new operating system and it's supposed to be a little faster. Hopefully it will last longer than 2 1/2 years!
Despite all of this hassle, I am very grateful for computers!! Where would we be without them?
I am also very, very grateful for a husband who can take care of them for me. Would I have one if he hadn't come around? I don't know the answer to that question!